Demon Pigeon

Patton lets his ‘Woodpecker from Mars’ go awandering.

Fear’s a jolly good fellow!

Tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1991!

It’s something of a coup! Get it! Demon Pigeon? Coup? Pigeon Coup? Ahahahahahaha! Fuck off.

Chino’s lost weight. He’s having his name changed by deed poll to Chino Morenomorepies.

Noel gets stuck into, er… Stuck Mojo. Mojoke!

Wow. I wonder if they’re stoner rock? :/

I fucking hate Dave Gorman.

Mr Oxford reviews a TV show I’ve never seen. I haven’t watched TV since Noel Edmonds chucked that man out of a helicopter.

Seriously if you aren’t excited about this stuff you’re officially rubbish!