It’s something of a coup! Get it! Demon Pigeon? Coup? Pigeon Coup? Ahahahahahaha! Fuck off.
Chino’s lost weight. He’s having his name changed by deed poll to Chino Morenomorepies.
I fucking hate Dave Gorman.
Mr Oxford reviews a TV show I’ve never seen. I haven’t watched TV since Noel Edmonds chucked that man out of a helicopter.
Seriously if you aren’t excited about this stuff you’re officially rubbish!