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Don’s Stiff Willy (Mast o’ Don)

Posted by Noel Oxford in News. 1 Comment

26th June

Mastodong.


Anathema- We’re Here Because We’re Here

Posted by Daniel McPisschrist Cairns in Albums, Musical Judgements. No Comments

25th June

Why do I bother anymore.


Sticking up for the little man part 1.

Posted by Paul Stephenson in Musical Judgements, News. 6 comments

23rd June

Two bands to play venue, excitement abounds.


Everybody loves a freebie

Posted by Paul Stephenson in Musical Judgements, News. 1 Comment

23rd June

Finally all your effort into reading our shit pays off with some free stuff.


Narrows, Rot in Hell, Hammers

Posted by Eric Hanneman in Gigs, Musical Judgements. 1 Comment

23rd June

Imagine going to a gig.


Samsara Blues Experiment- Long Distance Trip

Posted by Noel Oxford in Albums, Musical Judgements. 3 comments

22nd June

Appreciate space rock in its proper context, please.


Mouth Of The Architect – The Violence Beneath

Posted by Paul Stephenson in Albums, Musical Judgements. 1 Comment

22nd June

They should have covered a Phil Collins song instead. Everyone knows he was the talent.


Albums of the (half a) Year

Posted by Daniel McPisschrist Cairns in Albums, Musical Judgements, Stories We Made Up. No Comments

17th June

Firing our load, like all the other cunt writers.


The Perfect Crime- Everything Else Can Wait

Posted by Daniel McPisschrist Cairns in Albums, Musical Judgements. 6 comments

16th June

Kids say the saddest things.


Lame of God

Posted by Noel Oxford in Angst Riddance, Musical Judgements. 6 comments

15th June

Christian rock is fucking amazing.





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