The Pusillanimous Pulloverine: Part Four

Posted on August 31st, by Noel Oxford in Art, Miscellaneous Junk, Stories We Made Up. 1 Comment

Heroic Lol Loxby has undergone a strenuous Jägermeister-fuelled transformation into the “being” soon to be dubbed the Pulloverine. His first selfless act, rescuing a gormless hipster from certain death, has resulted in an untimely squashing, leaving him buried beneath flaming wreckage. The Panic Cell concert is now a smog-choked disaster, having been literally electrified by seeping Jäger from idiot Luke Bell’s stupid fucking bottle microphone.