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The Sword- Warp Riders

Posted by Noel Oxford in Albums, Musical Judgements. 5 comments

18th December

Hot hot hot to trot we’re.


List, Caution

Posted by Daniel McPisschrist Cairns in Angst Riddance, Stories We Made Up. 3 comments

15th December

List me in the ass baby.


Tramadol Shites: Unfunny ginger smackhead insults fat blind retard

Posted by admin in Escapist Trash, Film & TV. 3 comments

10th December

Katie Price is a cunt, Frankie Boyle’s a cunt, the press are cunts and you’re the biggest cunt of all. Yes, YOU.


Damnation Festival – Review Part 1

Posted by Paul Stephenson in Gigs, Musical Judgements. No Comments

9th December

Panic Cell! Panic Cell! Panic Cell!


Wo Fat- Psychedelonaut

Posted by Noel Oxford in Albums, Musical Judgements. No Comments

4th December

“Woah, fat!” said the doctor, as he held up the quisling purple infant, still smeared with afterbirth and stinking genital mucous. That baby grew up to be a bitter rock critic.


Riddick’s Sacrifice

Posted by Daniel McPisschrist Cairns in Art, Escapist Trash. 2 comments

3rd December

Lovely stuff





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