Editor’s Note:

Hi.

If you’re still reading after last week’s wedge of words, then you have my congratulations. Fortunately, you were not expecting the trend to continue. Since when has Demon Pigeon ever approached anything like consistency?

As everybody far and wide now knows – or would know if you fucks would throw us a frigging like or a retweet now and then – my good chum and Pokénerd extraordinaire Owen Grieve is accompanying me through a game of Pokémon Red/Blue. All along we have shared our thoughts and feelings via these wonderful collectible letters, which will soon be made available as a commemorative teatowel set.

Join us as we fight, feed and fuck our way to Pokémon glory.

This week: Fuchsia City

Dear Owen,

This week, NOELOXFORD headbutted a snake to death.

Yours,

Noel

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