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Otto Schwarz and The Illuminatus Sabbath

23rd February

Demon Pigeon meets Adam Curtis.


Interview – Therapy?

Posted by Paul Stephenson in Chat, Musical Judgements. 2 comments

18th February

Sitting down with legends. Well, I say sitting down with, I was sitting down when I wrote the questions. I dare say they were sitting down when they wrote their replies.


10 O’Clock Live

Posted by Noel Oxford in Angst Riddance, Escapist Trash, Film & TV. 2 comments

16th February

The Weekly Shit


Lamb of God – Resolution

Posted by Will Downes in Albums, Musical Judgements. No Comments

11th February

This is a motherfucking boring album


More Albums I Would Have Reviewed in 2011, if I Could Be Arsed

Posted by Noel Oxford in Albums, Musical Judgements. No Comments

11th February

It’s tough being this talented.


Mortad – The Myth of Purity

Posted by admin in Albums, Musical Judgements. 2 comments

5th February

In contrast to Mortad, we believe abstinence-only contraception to be very effective. Worked for us so far.





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