Guilty Parties

My god I wish we hadn’t been called Demon Pigeon.

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Noel Oxford: Vituperative Sisyphean motherfucker.

Dan Cairns: Reptilian with a bubble pipe.

Paul Stephenson: Probably watching Battlestar Galactica at the minute.

Jo Berouche: Titty Prison Administrator.

James Hoare: Burnt out and still smouldering. Now a Cyberpunk.

Sam Birbeck: Murderer.

Nina Saeidi: Killed by Sam.

Dom Sohor: Drew the logo for the site. Originally it was going to be a pigeon vomiting out the name, but that didn’t happen because Paul is a pussy.

Mark Riley: I haven’t seen this man in 6 years. Made a fucking hash of our comments section.

THE BLESSED DEAD- People who died in the midst of battle (had better stuff to do).

Zombie Luke Elliot: He wrote 2 reviews then went into hibernation with a drum machine and some milk.

Revenant Andi Hamilton: There was a Hamilton here. It’s gone now. Could come back though.

Spectral Nick Shearon: Drew some stuff then never talked to us again.

James Swallow (aka The Forgotten One): This fucking hack never actually did anything for us but it would feel wrong taking him off the page for some reason, so here he slowly dawdles, like a dewinged albatross with those stupid plug hole earrings that aspirational hardcore bands wear because they’re so utterly repugnant.