Disciples

We’ve taken down links to all the metal blogs we feigned solidarity with many moons ago. We cannot be arsed anymore. If you want to read terrible shit go to Rocksins or something I dunno.

Leave the Hall – Basically the only people we like. Ewen is the sweetest man alive.

Extreme Responses- This is James Hoare’s site. James Hoare is one of the few magazine people I have met that I haven’t wanted to decapitate.

Sicamon – I like this guy’s stuff it is good. He takes no shit.

Movies You Already Saw – This place is fantastic.

Chronicles of Chaos – OK I left this one up. I can’t believe I wrote for this fucking place, and neither can Noel. Updates every second century with pretentious shit about bands who still think studded wristbands are cool.

Cleandemon – There’s a video on youtube of this man playing Kinect. Send me money and I will link it to you.

Batrock – Batrock writes about film stuff. He’s a smart dude.

Dark Zero – For all your CCG needs. I moonlight here too. Games are fantastic.

The Vortex Machines – I’ve never even looked at this. I hardly talk to homeboy on Twitter now anyway. Also Zombiehamster unfollowed me so he can get fucked.

Audioleak – I haven’t seen this place either I bet it’s terrible.

Bulleted – Articles that don’t fuck about. AKA, lists done right.

To Eleven - To Eleven have always been lovely to us on Twitter, and know what they’re on about, unlike us.

If you want a link and I like you I will put you on here.

We’ll add more in due course. But now we must away, or the tombola will remain undrawn.