Archive for the ‘First World Problems’ Category

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10 O’Clock Live

The Weekly Shit

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Going Legit

Roll up, roll up! Demon Pigeon sells out!

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Silent Witless

Dear Kerrang. Grow up. Yours, Demon Pigeon

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E3=CCG²

•∴Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ ♥ įṁ ǟ ǥïŗŀ ♥ Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ…

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Morbad Angle- Millud Latinus Pooperum

To see past the secure foundations of convention and into an entirely new state of being demands the strength, conviction and true sense of purpose possessed only by a chosen few. They are the innovators, the leaders, the ones who transcend perceived limitations.

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Absolute Power- S/T

A self-contradictory essay written in five-dimensional polynglish. Ensure you have your temporaspecs to hand so you don’t miss the nuances.

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List, Caution

List me in the ass baby.

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Linda’s Shits

It’s time to pop the top on the best kind of canned article: The List.

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Oh Axl

In which your scribe sheds copious tears as his youth ends up a bloated corpse on a festival stage.

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Real Heroes

We think we’re turning Japanese we think we’re trning biufbiuqbriureg