Demon Pigeon

In contrast to Mortad, we believe abstinence-only contraception to be very effective. Worked for us so far.

Noel feels guilty for being a lazy shit.

Dan may be gone but we still worship Trent round these parts

Hooray for Belgians

I keep wanting to point out how bits and pieces of this album remind me of Mastodon here or Alice in Chains there, but that would lead to what I like to call a ‘shit read’.

If they turn out to be Chelsea fans I’m knocking off a few points.

We’re in danger of losing our reputation for hating everything

A little bit of nepotism goes a long way.

v_v RIP MASTODONG

Anal Cunted