Demon Pigeon

Keep it real, Josh. *fistbumps*

A self-contradictory essay written in five-dimensional polynglish. Ensure you have your temporaspecs to hand so you don’t miss the nuances.

‘Orange’ you glad we ‘Marshall’ed our resources to review these un’Sunn’g heroes?

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Breaking up is hard to do.

Fuck you, Underworld.

I had a pussy magnet once but I ended up with cat scratch fever.

My grandad got neck-rot in the trenches at Flander’s Field. RIP Grandad.

Hot hot hot to trot we’re.

List me in the ass baby.